nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH E’S NOT TOUCHIGN HIS CHEST…..
Sorry I forgot that Muslim women only reproduce via ankle flashing
Let the silly season begin!
“I make my socks wet. It makes them a little bit thinner and gives me a better feel for the ball.” ––Bastian Schweinsteiger.
You weirdo, you.