Red Bullshit

dylanohcryin:

nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH E’S NOT TOUCHIGN HIS CHEST…..

jasmynya:

racing humour

jasmynya:

racing humour

How do Muslim girls learn so much about sex :S
Anonymous

tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

Sorry I forgot that Muslim women only reproduce via ankle flashing

footballformula1freedom:

f1daily:

No no no they’re both my Alonso

PLOT TWIST

footballformula1freedom:

f1daily:

No no no they’re both my Alonso

PLOT TWIST

chasingpegasus:

Let the silly season begin!

chasingpegasus:

Let the silly season begin!

schlahmeuer:

I make my socks wet. It makes them a little bit thinner and gives me a better feel for the ball.” ––Bastian Schweinsteiger.

You weirdo, you.